Subject: I sick...no come to work
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey boss, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work".
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say boss and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!"