Monday, December 8, 2008

No Speak English!

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not
very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her
the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and un-
buttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher
understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable
to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to
the store...



What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her Canadian husband speaks English!
Now get back to work.

I don't know about you sometimes!

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