> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
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> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
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> the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
> Coaster, everything there was.
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> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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> He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
> her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
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> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> what was it like being six again?'
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> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
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>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
> he is gonna get it wrong.