An Irish Woman

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician > to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido. > > "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. > "Not a chance", she said. "He won't > even take an aspirin." > > "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give > him an > 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra > tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try > and call me in a week to let me know how things went" > > It wasn't a week later when she called the > doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. > The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and > begorrah! > > T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!" > "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. > > "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in > his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He > jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and > with his pants a-bulging fiercely! > > With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and > tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and > took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! > It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute > nightmare!" > > "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, > "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" > "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But > sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show > me face in "Dunkin Donuts" again