Confucius Say:

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determines who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in Doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.

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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell bound to get there.

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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement..

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.