Jay Leno's Economic Crisis Jokes

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but
keeps the building standing. It's called the stock market.

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is
now being called Wal-Mart Street.

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment
banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in
Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on
the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching
our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for
money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it!

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his
favorite candy bar.

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy
is even thicker. They had to include pictures.

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business
owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are
General Motors, General Electric and Century 21.

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one
of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know
whether that refers to mine or the bank's.